Offensive Mascots

Just some light humor to poke fun at political correctness.  Enjoy

New York Yankees- offensive to southerners

Minnesota Twins- offensive to children without siblings

Oakland Athletics- offensive to the out of shape

Atlanta Braves- offensive to cowards

New York Mets- offensive to rural residents

Washington Nationals- offensive to globalists

Cincinnati Reds- offensive to capitalists and Democrats

Milwaukee Brewers- offensive to non-drinkers

Pittsburgh Pirates- offensive to sailors

St. Louis Cardinals- offensive to non-Catholics

San Diego Padres- offensive to single mothers

LA Angels- offensive to devil worshipers

New England Patriots- offensive to British people

San Francisco 49ers- offensive to silver coinage voters

Dallas Cowboys- offensive to Native Americans

Minnesota Vikings- offensive to Scandinavians

New Orleans Saints- offensive to sinners

New York/SF Giants- offensive to short people

New Jersey Devils- VERY offensive to Christians

Calgary Flames- offensive to both gays and fire fighters

St. Louis Blues- offensive to Republicans

Hartford Whalers- offensive to GreenPeace

San Jose Sharks- VERY offensive to surfers

LA Kings/KC Royals- offensive to peasants

NY Islanders- offensive to mainlanders

Golden State Warriors- offensive to pacifists

Philadelphia 76ers- VERY offensive to British people

Charlotte Hornets- offensive to those with bee sting allergies

Miami Heat- offensive to those from cold climates

Indiana Pacers-offensive to runners who start too fast

Ole Miss Rebels- offensive to Unionists

Miami Hurricanes- offensive to Katrina survivors

South Carolina Gamecocks- offensive to PETA

 Holy Cross Crusaders- offensive to Muslims

BYU Cougars- offensive to older women

Tennessee Volunteers- offensive to military draftees

Michigan State Spartans- offensive to Athenians

USC Trojans- offensive to Greeks

Washington Huskies- offensive to fat people

West Virginia Mountaineers- offensive to flat landers

Wake Forest Demon Deacons- VERY offensive to pastors and their staff

Buffalo Bills- offensive to people in debt.

Alabama Crimson Tide- doubly offensive to Democrats